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My Inbox: Golfing Hazards
Thursday, May 03 @ 08:15:50 HKT by chuckles (686 reads) |  Best to keep your physical therapist handy....
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My Inbox: Rotary vs Lions
Thursday, May 03 @ 08:13:50 HKT by chuckles (794 reads) | Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"Shit!" says his friend. "I just joined Rotary."
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My Inbox: Coincidence
Thursday, May 03 @ 08:12:45 HKT by chuckles (622 reads) | A chicken farmer went to a local bar...sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence" the farmer says "This is a special day for me .. I am celebrating"
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence!" says the farmer? As they clinked glasses the man asked "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence "says the man."I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertlised eggs "
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence".
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My Inbox: Women Speak
Monday, November 20 @ 07:23:31 HKT by chuckles (1046 reads) | Understand these and you may save yourself (just don't get caught reading them ....... or submitting them)
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My Inbox: Why We Split Up
Friday, November 17 @ 14:37:11 HKT by chuckles (777 reads) | Lookout
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My Inbox: Something to offend almost everyone
Friday, November 17 @ 10:03:10 HKT by chuckles (796 reads) | Blame my inbox not me :-)
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My Inbox: Two Lawyers
Monday, November 13 @ 10:04:35 HKT by chuckles (635 reads) | Sad thing is ..... its true
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My Inbox: Brain Cramps
Wednesday, November 08 @ 07:54:48 HKT by chuckles (1101 reads) | Here are some amusing brain cramps....
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My Inbox: 5 Corporate Lessons
Saturday, July 08 @ 11:14:33 HKT by chuckles (373 reads) | Write these down
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My Inbox: Top Ten Thoughts To Ponder
Friday, February 03 @ 09:15:07 HKT by chuckles (455 reads) | Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.......
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks (&/or) teach a person to fish and they’ll spend their weekends drinking beer & fishing).
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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