Beer Drinking in Saudi
Posted on Sunday, November 19 @ 10:36:17 HKT
Topic: Humor
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 The best way to take your punishment
A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and a Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden, Saudi police entered and arrested them. They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheik decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
So the Indian guy thought for a while and then said: "Please be tieing a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Kiwi, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. Before The Australian could say something, the Sheik turned to him and said: "As you are from a popular country, and your cricket team are terrific, and your women beautiful you can have two wishes!".
"Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The Australian replies. "My first wish is: " I would like to have 40 lashes."
"If you so desire", the Sheik replies with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?"
"Tie the Kiwi to my back", the Aussie answers.
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