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Golfing Hazards

Best to keep your physical therapist handy....

Rotary vs Lions

Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Shit!" says his friend. "I just joined Rotary."

The Rabbi's Resignation

This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath Eve announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar...sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence" the farmer says "This is a special day for me .. I am celebrating"

"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence!" says the farmer? As they clinked glasses the man asked "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!"

"What a coincidence "says the man."I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertlised eggs "

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence".

Women Speak

Understand these and you may save yourself (just don't get caught reading them ....... or submitting them)

Beer Drinking in Saudi

The best way to take your punishment

Why We Split Up

Lookout

Something to offend almost everyone

Blame my inbox not me :-)

Two Lawyers

Sad thing is ..... its true

Brain Cramps

Here are some amusing brain cramps....